All of this
Sad, but true. I’m not sure if I’d say “problem” though… Busty girl hilarity more like,
The suspenders one. So accurate. There’s like 10 pairs in lovely colours at the back of my wardrobe because I keep forgetting that they Do Not Work.
This! I keep buying bags with long shoulder straps but they look awful across my cleavage. I’m also currently trying to find a supportive swim suit. lol
Ahahahaha. So true.
All the time! And the swimsuite issue is just the start of the shopping drama!
A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.
About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Aahahahaahaha! Well played Ma’am, well played.
The thing that made Lilo a “freak” was her passion. Lilo was passionate about everything she ever did. She was passionate about Elvis, about feeding the ocean fish sandwiches, about making friends, about taming Stitch, and about Hula. Look at her smile. She is the only one who seems to be truly enjoying what she’s doing. It adds life. Passion is life. It’s vitality. It’s amazing. Be a Lilo.
Stop re-blogging One Direction and re-blog this shit.
this is beautiful
Everyone should be told this every single day.
CASAMANCY’S 1000 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY!
I’ve never done a giveaway before i’m sorry if i’m doing this wrong omg
WHAT YOU GET!
A free comission!Entails:
-Anything you want (any characters, any setting, theme etc)
-Digital/traditional (if you don’t see a style you like above, ask me about the one you want and I’ll see what I can do!)
-~High quality~, free, 100% for you piece of artwork! WOW!
(Traditional works can be done in oil paint, pencil/paper, watercolor)
-Since it’s a follower giveaway, I’d appreciate it if you’re following me! But you don’t have to be :)
-Reblogs and likes count! You can reblog as many times as you want.
-Ask box needs to be open so I can message you if you win :)
-There will be 5 winners, all equal prizes!
-Winners be selected randomly and over a period of 5 days!
-Giveaway ends May 21! Winners announced May 22-26!
-You can be as specific/vague about your art req as you want! I’m very flexible :)
-Nothing I won’t draw!
-If you want something traditional, I can mail you the original copy and I’ll also mail you your favorite candy because I love you. Conversely, if you want a print of a digital work, I can do that too!
reblog cuties *kisses*
Milo Manara - Storia dell’Umanità
Might be my favorite post on tumblr
I think this is my favorite post on tumblr.
This reminds me a lot of Pearl Jam’s Do the Evolution video. All it needs is death dancing through every panel.
Interesting… and intriguing…
7 Deadly Sins Wine Glasses by Kacper Hamilton
Available for purchase at gnr8. Celebrate the sinful life with sweet, glorious libations. Hey, I dont recall getting shit-faced ever being a sin.
Ooooh… I kinda like those…